With the nurse upstairs in the nursery taking care of the children, Mom & Dad are free to sit in the living room and enjoy a nice bottle of wine. As much and as often as they like.
Mom: "Honey, my glass is empty."
Dad: "How about that? Mine is too."
Mom: "Well, pour us another glass."
Mom: "From the carafe"
Dad: "Where!? Where's the giraffe? No, Honey, those aren't giraffes. Those are our dogs."
Mom: "Never mind, dear. I think we've had enough for tonight."
Come back and visit again sometime,