Granny and Granddad have decided to downsize and they have just discovered the perfect house.
"Isn't it lovely dear?" Granny says "I just love the garden. It looks nice, but won't need much maintenance."
With the furniture in place, they get settled in and Granny puts on the tea.
While the kettle boils Granny brings out the final touch for their cozy new home.
"Yowwww ... oh, no!!"
"Oh no! Are you all right. Oh my dear, you could have damaged our new home, or my precious sampler!"
"My, but the sampler does look lovely dear. Thank you for helping me hang it. How is your tea?"
"It could use a shot of gin." Granddad mumbles.
"What's that, dear? Are you comfortable?"
"Yes, my Sugarplum. I am very comfortable now." answers Granddad.
He is happy that he can now see the telly and that his sore leg will prevent him from doing any more chores.
Come visit again sometime.