It's nice to have hired help.

With the nurse upstairs in the nursery taking care of the children, Mom & Dad are free to sit in the living room and enjoy a nice bottle of wine. As much and as often as they like.

Mom: "Honey, my glass is empty."

Dad: "How about that? Mine is too."

Mom: "Well, pour us another glass."

Dad: "Huh?"

Mom: "From the carafe"

Dad: "Where!? Where's the giraffe? No, Honey, those aren't giraffes. Those are our dogs."

Mom: "Never mind, dear. I think we've had enough for tonight."

Come back and visit again sometime,
Hugs,
Susan